: What's wrong with Walter, Dude? Walter Sobchak Just ask him about the car. Forget about the fucking toe! : Man...! : Walter Sobchak : Fuckin' A. Donny The Dude : The Dude : Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. [Throwing the Big Lebowski out of his wheelchair]. Walter Sobchak : So she's back. The Dude Donny The Dude : Would you come off it Walter? : Are you happy, you crazy fuck? : The Big Lebowski Walter, how am I going to... Walter Sobchak Is this yours, Larry? Donny Have it your way. I'm not-- A world of pain. : : Nihilist I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. ...And five fucking years ago you were divorced man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski? Could you please keep your voices down? Dude, please? : Oh, him! : : Mark it 8, Dude. When you get a divorce you get a new license? Nihilist Walter, he peed on my rug! Then whose toe is it, Walter? : The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint! : Are we gonna split hairs here? : Walter Sobchak The Dude You're not even fucking Jewish, man. Donny : Walter Sobchak Thank you Walter, that makes me feel very secure, it makes me feel very warm inside. : : Walter Sobchak Walter Sobchak The asshole was hoping that they would kill her! A million bucks from fucking needy Little Urban Achievers! Pacifism is not something to hide behind. : : Dude. Walter Sobchak : You don't HAVE the fucking girl, dipshits! : What's in the fuckin' carrier? I converted when I married Cynthia, Dude. [shouting] : No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. what, eyes, confused, look, huh # what # eyes # confused # look # huh. : Walter Sobchak : And the fucking money. : Lenin. : : The Dude Walter Sobchak : : : Er... Walter Sobchak : Walter Sobchak And a good day to you, sir! And you know this! Walter... Walter Sobchak The Dude : : Walter Sobchak Sheesh. Who's got a fuckin' million fuckin' dollars sittin' in the trunk of our car? Oh, fuck me, man! : : What the fuck are you talking about Dude? Where is your car? Walter Sobchak : Fuck the tournament... Fuck YOU, Walter! : Walter Sobchak Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane. That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug. : Walter Sobchak Walter Sobchak The Dude What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski? : Walter Sobchak : And so would Donny. You're not even fucking Jewish, man. : Nihilist #3 : : I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Company Credits and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes and Fandango. Okay then. No, he's a sex offender. Good night, sweet prince. : Walter Sobchak : Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling. Achtung baby! : We gotta go to Pasadena, man! Walter Sobchak : What the fuck are you talking about? : Fucking BABY... Walter Sobchak : I didn't rent it shoes. Dios mio, man. It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. You'd just met me, you... you human paraquat! The Dude Dude, he's your partner... Walter Sobchak : : : Walter Sobchak That poor woman... that poor SLUT kidnapped herself. When you get divorced you turn in your library card? The Dude : : Shomer shabbos! You're not wrong Walter. New 'Vette? Is this your homework, Larry? The Dude Fifteen, Dude.